February 2023

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By Kevin Ahern
Sounds Off
When I lost my audiobook
My spouse had a fit
Now I will never
Hear the end of it

Quorum Sense
I think that it
Is worth repeating
When bacteria Zoom
It’s for a Staph meeting
Wednesday, Feb. 1, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
Tarred and feathered once again
That guy’s the joke of town
It’s happened now so many times
That he has just worn down

Cold Shoulder
The snowman they call Frosty
Is grinning with delight
Because he has a girlfriend
It was love at frostbite
Friday, Feb. 3, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
Space Case
An astronaut wasn’t very good
And everyone knew ’twas the case
When he was at the space station
All he did was take up space

Dessert Hurt
I ate dessert, but shouldn’t have
And now I lie awake
I guess I should have known because
It was a stomach cake
Saturday, Feb. 4, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
Unbalanced Act
The Russian acrobat pyramid team
From competing has withdrawn
It seems they have a problem cuz
They don’t have Oleg to stand on

Sore Spot
I dropped a six pack on my foot
But that’s not the worst of the news
Because the place it landed on
Is covered now with brews
Sunday, Feb. 5, 2023