February 2023
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By Kevin Ahern
Sounds Off When I lost my audiobook My spouse had a fit Now I will never Hear the end of it Quorum Sense I think that it Is worth repeating When bacteria Zoom It’s for a Staph meeting
— Wednesday, Feb. 1, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
Quack Tarred and feathered once again That guy’s the joke of town It’s happened now so many times That he has just worn down Cold Shoulder The snowman they call Frosty Is grinning with delight Because he has a girlfriend It was love at frostbite
— Friday, Feb. 3, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
Space Case An astronaut wasn’t very good And everyone knew ’twas the case When he was at the space station All he did was take up space Dessert Hurt I ate dessert, but shouldn’t have And now I lie awake I guess I should have known because It was a stomach cake
— Saturday, Feb. 4, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
Unbalanced Act The Russian acrobat pyramid team From competing has withdrawn It seems they have a problem cuz They don’t have Oleg to stand on Sore Spot I dropped a six pack on my foot But that’s not the worst of the news Because the place it landed on Is covered now with brews