By Kevin Ahern
ON A TANGENT
My religion is trigonometry
The truth is in math, I find
And when I go to confession
“Forgive me for I have sined”
— Tuesday, June 3, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
SCIENCE FRICTION
That group of dyslexic psychics
Can’t make a good prediction
But they seem to do their best with
Momentum and with friction
— Wednesday, June 4, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
CURRENCY CONVERSION
Tom’s having trouble with conversions
For feet and meters, no misgiving
Instead, the problem seems to be
Converting his salary to living
— Thursday, June 5, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
HANDY
That multilingual guy
Thinks he is a riot
I wish he’d learn sign language
To keep him quiet
— Friday, June 6, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
ALL THE RIGHT PIECES
Humpty Dumpty
Has me aglow
Thanks to his off the wall
Comedy show
— Saturday, June 7, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
KA-CHING!
My dentist always makes a lot
Of money from his cases
I think that’s why he wants to fit
My new false teeth with braces
— Wednesday, June 11, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
UP IN THE AIR
I met an air traffic controller
And loved her from afar
I’m very sad it didn’t work out
I wasn’t on her radar
— Thursday, June 12, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
WRY TANGLE
My perfect square
Has a corner mangled
But I guess in hindsight
It’s a wrecked angle
— Friday, June 13, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
RAW DATA
I worry when
The sushi’s squishy
To me that seems
A little fishy
— Saturday, June 14, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
TOW AWAY ZONE
I’d work at the fire hydrant factory
But for this one care
It’s totally illegal
To park there
— Tuesday, June 17, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
TIME TO SPLIT
The retired bowler
Has not a care
Cuz now he has plenty
Of time to spare
— Wednesday, June 18, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
STUMPED
The lumberjack
Was a compulsive nut
Knowing how many trees he’d chopped
By keeping a log of each one cut
— Thursday, June 19, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
LAID OFF
Unemployment has gotten bad
It really is the dregs
Just yesterday I heard a chicken
Was laying off eggs
— Friday, June 20, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
CURRENT EVENTS
Rubbing them together
Generates many squeals
What, you mean you’ve never heard
Of static electricity eels?
— Tuesday, June 24, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
AIMING TO PLEASE
I went to an AI psychic
And the crystal ball said to me
“Tell me what you want”
“Your future to be”
— Wednesday, June 25, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
PENNY POOR
Citing rising costs
And a high rate of destruction
Mother Nature has stopped making sand dollars
Due to the high cost of production
— Thursday, June 26, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
POP GOES THE WEASEL
That chiropractic clinic
I told my spouse
Has a reputation
As a crack house
— Friday, June 27, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
RELATIONSHIPS
Some today are making a killing
As others struggle to make a living
This situation, I suspect
Is modern day cause/effect