By Kevin Ahern
IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS
My new place was tiny
And I’m feeling dumb
I didn’t know that it was
A condominimum
— Wednesday, May 1, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
DAY BY DAY
The flower merchant’s schedule
Is irregular, no doubt
As a result, he’s very hard to find
Some daisy’s in. Some daisy’s out
— Thursday, May 2, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
HALF AND HALF
A magician is in trouble
A sad but accurate fact
It seems that he’s been sawing
A woman behind his wife’s back
— Friday, May 3, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
A BIT SLOW
A friend of mine most certainly
Is not too much of a brain
On the education interstate
He’s not in the passing lane
— Saturday, May 4, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
HOME SWEET HOME
We’re back from the Arctic
A place pristine and uncrowded
I sadly took it for granted
And never thawed about it
— Tuesday, May 7, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
HARD SELLING
Telemarketers sound alike
As if they all were clones
Pushing their products every day
Using their sell phones
— Wednesday, May 8, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
ME AND MY CHATEAU
A boxer French
The press is mocking
Practices
By chateau boxing
— Thursday, May 9, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
CONVERSION
A local brewery went public
They made a lot of dough
It simply involved converting
IPA into IPO
— Friday, May 10, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
HALLELUJAH
The guy driving the car ahead of me
Must be God, I give my praise
For he doesn’t use his turn signal
And moves in mysterious ways
— Saturday, May 11, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
DREAM ON
All over the world
Same old story
Shepherds nodding off
Doing inventory
— Sunday, May 12, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
NEW PERSPECTIVE
I fought organ transplants
And did my part
Until one day
I had a change of heart
— Tuesday, May 14, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
BYTE SIZED
For the internet
I am pining
I need a cloud
With a server lining
— Wednesday, May 15, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
OPENING ACT
Whenever Neil Simon liked a lass
He didn’t bother to make a pass
Instead what often he’d prefer
Would be to make a play for her
— Friday, May 17, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
They say seconds count
And I can’t deny it
Especially since
I’m on a diet
— Saturday, May 18, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
RECOUNTING
My very bad math
I need to surmount
I’ve failed so many times
I can’t even count
— Tuesday, May 21, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
PUT IT AWAY
Our upstairs storage
Borders on erratic
My wife describes it
As “problem attic”
— Wednesday, May 22, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
A LEG UP
It’s the best ladder
I’ve ever tried
Thanks to a helpful
Step-by-step guide
— Thursday, May 23, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
THAT WAS A TYPE O
It was the best phlebotomy contest
I ever saw
Ending totally
In a draw
— Friday, May 24, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
LACED UP
A doily collector
Very eager
Really is
A frill seeker
— Saturday, May 25, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
WORD GAMES
“Veni, Vidi, Vici”
Said Caesar to his legislature
For him I guess it was simply
Romanclature
— Tuesday, May 28, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
SAY IT AIN'T SO
I thought fairy tales were true
It was my fixation
But then one day I had
A Grimm realization
— Wednesday, May 29, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
SHAKESPEARE TODAY
“Romeo, Romeo”
“Where ever art thou?”
“And prithee why is thy iPhone’s”
“Location tracking turned off now?”
— Thursday, May 30, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
STORMIN' NORMAN
Bill pours strong foundations
By the yard or by the meter
He’s famous now and people call him
William the Concreter