By Kevin Ahern
NO SMOKING A fireplace didn’t feel so good Said it was congested, “achoo!” The doctor took one look and said, “I think it’s the flue” SKIP IT I threw a rock across a pond It skimmed along the surface At that, my girlfriend merely yawned But the fish were very nervous
— Tuesday, June 20, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
HOPPING MOD I got a kangaroo Oh boy, oh boy So now my life Is filled with joey DAM IT Canada has 15,000 dams From Newfoundland to the Yukon Egypt, on the other hand Only Aswan
— Wednesday, June 21, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
SEX ED In sex ed class It is important to learn Fertilization is the result of Ova reaction to a sperm
— Thursday, June 22, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
SOURCE OF THE PROBLEM When my friend with many Bad relationships complained, “I don’t know what to do” I thought about it and noted “The only thing common to all of them is you”
— Friday, June 23, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
FOLDED UP I badly need A fairy guardian When I wrecked my Accord It became an Accordion
— Saturday, June 24, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
SHINE ON When you shine most brightly Your brilliant glow Is reflected by Everyone you know
— Tuesday, June 27, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
NOW ON SALE Marketing people aren’t brilliant I know very well Cuz they have to cut prices On everything they sell
— Wednesday, June 28, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
ANTIDOTE Fighting fire with fire Only makes things hotter Be like the fire department — Use water
— Thursday, June 29, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
AGING Everyone’s getting older It’s easy to see But this is the first time It has happened to me