By Kevin Ahern
GEE OGRAPHY
Thinking salami on rye
Or peanut butter and jelly
Shouldn't the Sandwich Islands
Be closer to New Delhi?
— Tuesday, April 1, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
OLD AS YOU THINK YOU AREN'T
I’ve reached the age
There’s no denying
Where I’m more afraid of getting old
Than I am of dying
— Wednesday, April 2, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
IN TUNE
It’s fun to join
The musical throng
Speaking in cursive
By singing a song
— Thursday, April 3, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10
A robot tried a dating app
But struck out, goodness knows
The best it met were rated “one”
The rest were all zeroes
— Friday, April 4, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
DETOUR
The ignorance
Can't be contained
Since the bypass surgery
On his brain
— Saturday, April 5, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
HOMONYMS
Stock markets all
Have verified
That each one now
Is tariffied
— Tuesday, April 8, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
SYNCHRONY
Flash mobs can happen
Just by chance
And when they do
They’re a coincidance
— Wednesday, April 9, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
JOB LOSSES
The best way ahead
Out of this mess
Is for a wave of unemployment
To work through Congress
— Thursday, April 10, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
SEEKING A XYLEM
Lonely iris in local garden
Looking for a mate
If you’re interested, give me a buzz
So we can pollinate
— Friday, April 11, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
DO IT YOURSELF
That angry guy
Should seek out zen
Cuz he is one of those
Self-mad men
— Saturday, April 12, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
STANDING STILL
If you hang around this town too long
It will not be much fun
Cuz the cops will announce the loitery
Is a prize that you have won
— Tuesday, April 15, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
SLUMPING IRON
My out-of-shape friend
Is not so wise
Because pushing 60
Is his only exercise
— Wednesday, April 16, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
WORD POWER
Everything
A poet produces
Arises from
The words they uses
— Friday, April 18, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
STOLEN MOMENTS
People who steal cars
Are crafty, I am told
Knowing very well where
The robber meets the road
— Saturday, April 19, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
ENCOURAGEMENT
You can be a writer
Don’t be deterred
Remember, every poem
Starts with a single word
— Tuesday, April 22, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
SEPARATE LIVES
Living so very close together
Paying monthly ren
He quickly appreciated the meaning
Of what apartment
— Wednesday, April 23, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
TIMES TEN
I get one beer, he gets for ten
Anytime he’s in the mood
I’m not sure what to make of
An order of magnitude
— Thursday, April 24, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
GETTING PLASTERED
People with facial mudpacks
Are just a bunch of kooks
Giving everybody
Dirty looks
— Friday, April 25, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
HONEY BUNCH
A honeycomb’s a structure
That’s beyond compare
So everyone describes it
As bee ware
— Saturday, April 26, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
MEDICAL ADVANCE
I’m feeling old
And insecure
Hoping they find
A birthday cure
— Tuesday, April 29, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
CHANGING TIMES
In days of old, never fail
Bad people always went to jail
In modern times, it seems to be
They get a show on TV