By Kevin Ahern
ECHOLOCATION
Directed to food
By reflected noise
A bat has good reason
To love its own voice
— Saturday, Feb. 1, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
RAGING AGING
You know you're getting old
When everything seems to ache
And also when your birthday candles
Cost more than the cake
— Tuesday, Feb. 4, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
NEGATIVITY
Numbers can be negative
Now it seems letters can be too
I say that after I got a recent one
With postage due from you
— Wednesday, Feb. 5, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
CHANGES
Almost every one
Of life's dividends
Gets paid in the period
Twist Pampers and Depends
— Thursday, Feb. 6, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
ECONOMICS 101
Talk is really cheap they say
On this I will expand
The situation happens when
Supply exceeds demand
— Friday, Feb. 7, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
LOCK THE DOOR
No matter your body type
No matter your skin
Inside every thin person
Is a fat one trying to get in
— Saturday, Feb. 8, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
LIVE LIFE
Eat, drink and be merry
Go ahead and try it
For soon will come the day
That you roll over and diet
— Tuesday, Feb. 11, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
GOING DOWNHILL
He thought he was getting ahead
Feeling fine
Til he realized what he had passed
Was his prime
— Wednesday, Feb. 12, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
MUDDLE GROUND
Diplomacy is an art
So they say
Of giving others the chance
To have your way
— Thursday, Feb. 13, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
REINTARNATION
I do not care for
Aging's result
Cuz when my childhood died
I came back as an adult
— Friday, Feb. 14, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
FOUR WHEEL DRIVE
The inventor of the first wheel
Was bright, as we can see
But the real genius
Invented the other three
— Saturday, Feb. 15, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
ANCESTRY
His place in the sun
He will never see
Lying in the shade
Of his family tree
— Tuesday, Feb. 18, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
TIME OUT
It seems that I must very surely
Be rather strangely wired
Cuz everything to me got blurry
When my glasses prescription expired
— Wednesday, Feb. 19, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
SON OF A BEACH
Some things never get old, it's true
But I'm not one of those, alas
Seeking madly, as I do
More sand for my hourglass
— Thursday, Feb. 20, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
NO SNOOZE BUTTON
Warning chickens
Around the clock
A rooster is simply
An alarm clock
— Saturday, Feb. 22, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
WEIGHING THINGS
Remember, no matter
What the cost
Tis better to have loved and lost
Than just to have lost
— Tuesday, Feb. 25, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
IMPERFECT WORLD
The world is far from perfect
We can quantitate it, of course
By measuring the rate with which
Marriage counselors get divorced
— Wednesday, Feb. 26, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
DOING AS PERMITTED
I'm dreading going
To campus tomorrow
I hear the road
Is such street sorrow
— Thursday, Feb. 27, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
BACKUP
Spine, vertebra, lumbar and disk
To me, it just occurred
Are four words
And back words