By Kevin Ahern
END OF THE ROAD At the age of 65, A trucker uninspired Made a declaration, “I should be semi-retired”
— Wednesday, Nov. 1, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
STEP ON IT After a ladder from the hardware store Got stolen in a break-in Security cameras got installed And no further steps were taken
— Thursday, Nov. 2, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
WACKO When kangaroos get wild It doesn’t get crazia It’s why the sign at the zoo Says “Welcome to Roomania”
— Friday, Nov. 3, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
FOOTLOOSE I hear The Eagles may tour again To that, I’d like to go I wonder if they’re gonna appear On the America’s Got Talons show
— Saturday, Nov. 4, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
JUST DO IT Life is short and you will die Most likely you won’t know when So now’s the time to take that chance Before you run out of them
— Tuesday, Nov. 7, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
HO, HO, HO Little green women and little green men Are on Earth, some have insisted But I notice they’ve only been around Since the Jolly Green Giant existed
— Wednesday, Nov. 8, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
I'M NOT A NUT Mr. Squirrel in your tree I’m not what you think you see Strange I am, but not a nut So you should not pecan me
— Thursday, Nov. 9, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
OWIE A ninja hit the wall And has to worry Cuz now he has A ninjury
— Friday, Nov. 10, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
BUZZ OFF We’ve all heard of queen bees But never of kings So if one exists Is he lord of the wings?
— Saturday, Nov. 11, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
TIMELY Harrison Ford's Isn’t looking so sharp His age is a factor In "Raiders of the Lost AARP"
— Tuesday, Nov. 14, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
KNOCKOUT As a supporter of gastropods I’m one of the staunchest But when hit by them I get knocked on conches
— Wednesday, Nov. 15, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
AN APPLE AWAY Too much fermented apple juice Is bad in all respects Cuz it has many Ciderfects
— Thursday, Nov. 16, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
NO SENSE OF DIRECTION Ancient land bridge crossers Kept running late Cuz they didn’t keep Their Bering Strait
— Friday, Nov. 17, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
JABBERTALKY Lawrence talks so much It’s scary Some people call him “VocabuLarry”
— Saturday, Nov. 18, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
FLYING CIRCUITS A London comedy show Brought many smiles Leaving audiences Rolling in the isles
— Tuesday, Nov. 21, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
SCOTCHED Bagpipe music Is really great Did you know they record it On Scotch tape?
— Wednesday, Nov. 22, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
OPEN WIDE I went to the dentist My molar, throbbing The experience there? Jaw dropping
— Thursday, Nov. 23, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH The king of the candies Is prominent, hence He’ll forever be known As His M&Minence
— Saturday, Nov. 25, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
DEW DROP IN When things are bad Don’t complain Cuz to make a rainbow You have to have rain
— Tuesday, Nov. 28, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
NOTHING FISHY Aretha Franklin’s Musical role Was being the best Filly of soul
— Wednesday, Nov. 29, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
FOOD FIGHT For gluten intolerant people The wrong food yields mayhem So it’s important that they Put the pasta behind them