By Kevin Ahern
LITTLE BANG Time began with a bang And all of space did too It shouldn’t be surprising then that So did you
— Tuesday, Oct. 3, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
OVERLOAD The limitations Of modern man Are 4K screens With 1K attention spans
— Wednesday, Oct. 4, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
PLUGGED UP My whisky bottle was damaged A part of it agape But I was able to fix it Using scotch tape
— Thursday, Oct. 5, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
UPSTANDING I’m happy say With impunity Pharmacists are pillers Of their communities
— Friday, Oct. 6, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
ESCARNO My racing snail was slow So I removed the shell and WOW It certainly is More sluggish now
— Saturday, Oct. 7, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
FREUDY CAT That guy on the bike Calms me down when I’m pissed It’s part of his job He’s a cycleogist
— Sunday, Oct. 8, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
TWO OF A KIND That entrepreneur cloner Knows of profits and loss And if he is successful He’ll be his own boss
— Tuesday, Oct. 10, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
STUCK ON YOU My spaghetti was broken I could tell by the taste So I glued it together With tomato paste
— Wednesday, Oct. 11, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
SLOUCH POTATO The laziest student I knew Was an educational free lancer Work to prep he’d eschew And wouldn’t take notes for an answer
— Thursday, Oct. 12, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
ELECTRIC SHOCK My grandfather’s awful driving Caused us terrible grief He went and wrecked his Nissan Turning over a new Leaf
— Friday, Oct. 13, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
SKATING THINLY Why not air or space or time? Or soil or mud composed of slime? I’d gladly pay a higher price To watch capades that weren’t on ice
— Saturday, Oct. 14, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
SEEING THE FUTURE Happy tater in the ground Get ready for a heads up One day you’re gonna find yourself Fried and smeared with ketchup
— Tuesday, Oct. 17, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
BLEW RIBBON I used to drink cheap beer one time I confess if I am asked But now it won’t be in my stein Because what’s past is Pabst
— Wednesday, Oct. 18, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
OVERLOAD The limitations Of modern man Are 4K screens With 1K attention spans
— Thursday, Oct. 19, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
HAVE IT YOUR WAY At our local coffee shop The baristas like to say They’re happy to make drinks to go Or, if you’re rude, To go away
— Friday, Oct. 20, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
STRINGS ATTACHED I got a gig at the worst motel To which I’d ever been Simply because I wanted to Play the vile inn
— Saturday, Oct. 21, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
DOOGIE HOWSER, AI A humanoid robot operated on me Due to my doctor’s urgin’ And now I say to all I see I had a plastic surgeon
— Tuesday, Oct. 24, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
MEET GEORGE JETSON My thoughts about adventure Started to unravel When I learned there’s a future In time travel
— Wednesday, Oct. 25, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
FAIR TALE Two long necked creatures fell in love Their days were filled with laughter For each, the other was enough And they lived happily ever giraffeter
— Thursday, Oct. 26, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
LEASE ON LIFE The rent that’s paid in classrooms It’s important here to mention Because you’ll get evicted If you do not pay attention
— Friday, Oct. 27, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
UNDER FOOT The linoleum guy speaks very loud So there is no ignorin’ But I can’t understand what he says The language he speaks is floorin’
— Sunday, Oct. 29, 2023
By Kevin Ahern
ROYAL PAIN When the king watched As the marching band played He went and reigned On their parade