By Kevin Ahern
SANDY WAY GO
Walking the Sahara
Seems to me to be
Quite surreal
Long time, no sea
— Tuesday, June 2, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
SWEET FEAT
Hawaiian farmers
Act most insane
I think it comes
From raising cane
— Wednesday, June 3, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
GETTING HEAVY
If the trouble
Is your weight
Try to lighten
Up your plate
— Thursday, June 4, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
RANCORS AWAY
Sailors love to sail the seas
And it sure bears repeating
“Partake of it as best you can”
The memories all are fleeting
— Friday, June 5, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
A CERTIVE
If you ask me, I’d have to say
Tic Tacs are for the birds
But yes, I really do prefer
Not to mints words
— Saturday, June 6, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
FELINE LINES
Morris, my cat, talks up a storm
The veterinarian swears
One day when Morris said “meow”
The doctor asked him, “where?”
— Tuesday, June 9, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
BIGGER IS BUTTER
You added fat around your waist
And never exercised
Your heart is stressed because your frame
Has been too super-sized
— Wednesday, June 10, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
BARKING UP THE RIGHT TREE
Down at the pound, my dog was found
And sent back home to me
An excellent demonstration of
Collar ID
— Thursday, June 11, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
HI TECH TALK
They know exactly why you caused
That sixteen car collision
You should have watched the road and not
Your wristwatch television
— Friday, June 12, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
DECK THE CALLS
The cop who worked at Christmas
Wasn’t feeling all that sad
She said she’d do it again next year
Police Navidad
— Tuesday, June 16, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
DOUBLE LETTER SCORE
A lady got a message that
Quite deeply did upset her
It seems the Scrabble company
Sent her a threatening letter
— Wednesday, June 17, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
DOESN'T ADD UP
Plants don’t count
When planting fruits
Cuz doing math
Gives them square roots
— Thursday, June 18, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
PUNCTUATED CRIME SPREE
A semicolon broke the law
It’ll learn what repentance is
Cuz a judge just sentenced him to serve
Two consecutive sentences
— Friday, June 19, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
REAL COMEDIANS
Regarding the hyenas
Do not believe their talk
Because among the animals
They are a laughing stock
— Tuesday, June 23, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
SIT ON IT
At Kleptomaniacs Anonymous
Unless I am mistaken
It seemed to me that all the seats
In that place have been taken
— Wednesday, June 24, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
VIOLIN OVERTHROW
The man who stole the Stradivarius book
Has committed many sins
And now I’ll say about this crook
He has a history of violins
— Thursday, June 25, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
AFTER THE KISS
Consider the lovely bride
Just now wed and kissed
How long before she dreams
Of maiden days dismissed?