By Kevin Ahern
OFF WITH IT
The amputating doctor
Created sparks
By making a few
Offhand remarks
— Saturday, June 1, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
DEAD ON ARRIVAL
When Skylab fell to Earth
Twas a bit scary
It’s demise was noted
In an orbituary
— Tuesday, June 4, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
HOME RUN
After a long day at work
The worker liked to roam
Entering a tavern he called “Third Base”
Cuz it was the last stop before going home
— Wednesday, June 5, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
MAKE LOVE
Student protests
Are back galore
The hope is by disturbing the peace
They’ll disturb the war
— Thursday, June 6, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
PERSPECTIVE
The sound of an orchestra
Is really grand
But really, it’s just
An 1800s cover band
— Friday, June 7, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
I GOT YOU MAYBE
Sonny Bono incorporated
And is seeking out stakeholders
Be aware, though, that Sonny is
The company’s major Cher holder
— Saturday, June 8, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
SAPONIFIED
Everything that
A soapmaker requires
Revolves around
Being a lyer
— Tuesday, June 11, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
RHETTORICAL
Before Maureen was famous
In another movie era
The studio simply referred to her
As “Starlet O’Hara”
— Wednesday, June 12, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
FINDING FAULT
For a continental breakfast
To truly be great
It has to be served
On tectonic plates
— Thursday, June 13, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
IN TUNE
Being a referee’s a happy job
Cuz it comes with one big perk
Practitioners always spend their days
Whistling while they work
— Friday, June 14, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
ROCK AND TROLL
The internet bully
Knows well his role
In fact, he declares
“That’s how I troll”
— Saturday, June 15, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
HABITAT PRESERVATION
Today’s superstars
Use modern wisdom
So they can preserve
The whole ego system
— Tuesday, June 18, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
NOT FLYING HIGH
A seagull died unexpectedly
Now the other gulls are wary
After they read about the death
In its obeachuary
— Wednesday, June 19, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
DISTILLED URBAN
Too many people
Overall
That’s why you don’t hear
Of rural sprawl
— Thursday, June 20, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
EN GARDE
When knights of the round table
Fought fights over maidens fair
It often was the basis for
A sworded love affair
— Friday, June 21, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
WEB SIGHS
Here’s a profession
You might have missed
For fixing broken links
See a URLologist
— Saturday, June 22, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
PLANTER'S FASCINITIS
So I’ve got a peanut allergy
I don’t tolerate them well
My doc says that’s my problem
In a nutshell
— Tuesday, June 25, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
BUT, BUT ...
I was hoping to learn to cook
But my understanding got foiled
When they told me a softly boiled egg
Is hardly boiled
— Wednesday, June 26, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
BETTER IN BULK?
Selling art in packs of 10
Is the way to go
For modern day painters
Like Pablo Picostco
— Thursday, June 27, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
SALIVATION
For 23 and Me, I put saliva in a cup
And worried I’d be related to spinach
But instead I discovered a new cousin
Who is my spitting image
— Friday, June 28, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
HEAVENLY
After nine lives
A cat awaits
Entrance to
The purrly gates