By Kevin Ahern
Moving Violation
The naked hiker on the mountain
Has just made full disclosure
It seems he got arrested for
In descent exposure

Athletic Support
The martial arts
Affect my stance
Consider the black belt
Holding up my pants
Wednesday, June 1, 2022
By Kevin Ahern
Outside the Box
It’s worse than mixing 
That the Interior department
Manages the outdoors

Looking for Weed
If craving for the ocean
Is the way you’ve always felt
Then I recommend quite strongly
That you should sea kelp
Thursday, June 2, 2022
By Kevin Ahern
In Season
The hunter seeking ducks outside
Has in the duck blind hid
He learned to do the calling fast
Quack learning this guy did

Mold Gold
There is a smudge upon my wall
I should clean it, but I won’t
What looks a lot like mildew
Turns out to be mildon’t
Friday, June 3, 2022
By Kevin Ahern
Spring For It
The mattress salesmen said to me,
“My box springs are much deader”
But if I bought a set from him
My sleep would get much bedder

Nappy Time
For English mothers
It’s absurd
Remember that
“Mum’s” the word
Saturday, June 4, 2022
By Kevin Ahern
Hoppy Hour
There’s joy in hops
When they’re on sale
To learn of beer
Is to know of ale

Stop On It
Please do not
Engage your throttle
Any time
You use the bottle
Monday, June 6, 2022
By Kevin Ahern
Nut Quacker
Donald Duck
Is up and gone
Arising at the
Quack of dawn

Mum’s the Word
A group attack
By evil mimes
Resulted in
Unspeakable crimes
Tuesday, June 7, 2022
By Kevin Ahern
Paperback Rider
A bookworm here
Could not resist
Putting “Waiting for Godot”
On her Beckett list

Duly Wedded
The Dating Game couple
Does not disparage
The idea behind
Game marriage
Wednesday, June 8, 2022
By Kevin Ahern
Going Fur
Dogs pull sleds
Heavily weighted
Each one is
Mush appreciated

Short Stops
Little Leaguers
At the platter
Each of them
A peanut batter
Friday, June 10, 2022
By Kevin Ahern
In Brief
Readers Digest
Most absurd
Has lists of naughty
Three letter words

Bouncing Back
Whenever you want to give up
After a major crisis
It’s time to get up off your butt 
And renew your thriver’s license
Monday, June 13, 2022
By Kevin Ahern
Alien Life
Looking for footprints in Martian soil
Perseverance rolls along
We don’t think there are Martians there
But I hope they are wrong

Cuz a new life form to us to see
Would be worth the all fuss
And it would almost surely be
More intelligent than us

Tongue Untied
The face of a child says it all
There’s no need to debate it
Primarily cuz it is the place
Where their mouth's located
Tuesday, June 14, 2022
By Kevin Ahern
Life Goals
When it comes to aspirations
Aiming high is quite the boon
Remember no one ever heard
Of the cow jumping under the moon

Burying the Hatchet
When it's time to bury the hatchet
Opinions on that are varied
Just be certain that you know
Exactly where it’s buried
Wednesday, June 15, 2022
By Kevin Ahern
Lonely at the Top
The process of getting older
Is truly not a fun biz
When you’re told to respect your elders
But you can’t find one who is

She’ll Love You
If you wonder if she loves you
Don’t bother asking God
Instead, just choose a flower to count
With petals numbered odd
Thursday, June 16, 2022
By Kevin Ahern
Writing Advice
My advice for aspiring writers
Is to the point, not vague
Whatever you do, it’s important to
Avoid cliches, like the plague

Having Great Time
Post cards are a means to show
The way our letters come and go
I’d like to learn the system, so
If you don’t get this, please let me know
Friday, June 17, 2022
By Kevin Ahern
From Bad to Verse
The dessert is bad
Can you not see?
It’s really very
Off-pudding to me

Old Goaled
Retirement’s when
You gotta believe
People take
Maturity leave
Saturday, June 18, 2022
By Kevin Ahern
In a Tin
The Altoids inventor
Must have had a hint
That he would soon
Be making a mint

Sandy Way Go
Walking the Sahara
Seems to me to be
Quite surreal
Long time, no sea
Monday, June 20, 2022
By Kevin Ahern
About a Stout
A drink of beer
At home at night
Helps me to wet
My appetite

Cooking Oils
When the gallery caught
On fire I learned
They had a bad case
Of art burn
Tuesday, June 21, 2022
By Kevin Ahern
House Guessed
The back door where
I built addenda
Is the place
My hacienda

Taco Time
Mexican food
Is very neato
On my diet
I burreato
Thursday, June 23, 2022
By Kevin Ahern
High Cows
The cow that jumped over the moon
Is quite the thing and how
Because it was the very first
Evaporated milk cow

The Balloon
The balloon felt
Horribly cursed
The day that it
Became disburst
Friday, June 24, 2022
By Kevin Ahern
Folks enter with a slate most blank
Farmer, baker, banker
But after walking down life’s plank
Some leave with one that’s blanker

The Aardvark
Making an aardvark
Is not very hard
Mix one part vark
With one part aard
Saturday, June 25, 2022
By Kevin Ahern
Freudian Slips?
According to
The leading psychologists
Everyone has faults
Especially geologists

Tree Hugger
I really like to hug the trees
But people say I shouldn’t
One thing I’ll say about chopping them
I woodn’t
Monday, June 27, 2022
By Kevin Ahern
Carbon Copy
Regarding imitation, they say
It’s the sincerest way to flatter
But be aware, the copyright office
Takes a different view of the matter

Change of Life
Imagine the surprise of a caterpillar
That thinks it’s about to die
But then sprouts out wings most beautiful
And suddenly begins to fly
Tuesday, June 28, 2022
By Kevin Ahern
Tae Kwon Don’t
Learn the martial arts?
No, I won’t
For me, it's a matter
Of Tae Kwon Don’t

On the Tarmac
Air traffic control
In my house is a must
Cuz my furniture is
A landing strip for dust
Wednesday, June 29, 2022
By Kevin Ahern
I really wish that someone
Would explain to me again
Which one is the secret identity
Clark Kent or Superman?

Giving Thanks
When it comes
To expressing gratitude
He truly has
A baditude
Thursday, June 30, 2022