By Kevin Ahern
LOSING BATTLE
As for mowing
I quit before it was done
I fought the lawn
The lawn won
— Tuesday, July 2, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
8 ARMS TO HOLD YOU
The cloned octopi
Got some grins
When someone labeled them
iTentacle twins
— Wednesday, July 3, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
SORRY, GOTTA GO!
Food and drink on Facebook
I think most would agree, eh?
Your pix are a culinary
Diary, eh?
— Friday, July 5, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
BAH
I went to bed
Closed my eyes tight
But I had nothing to count
It was a sheepless night
— Tuesday, July 9, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
MESSAGE TO POST-AI WORLD
You are suffering from
An ancient curse
Because a human
Wrote this verse
— Wednesday, July 10, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
HANDS CAN'T BLOW
I’m all in favor of artisans
And objects they amass
But one thing I don’t understand
“Hand blown glass”?
— Thursday, July 11, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
BATTLING OVER 1000
For the stock market pundit
The economy is an obsession
He’s amazing in predicting
Six of the last two recessions
— Friday, July 12, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
SAY WHAT?
After van Gogh
Cut off his ear
People said
He wasn’t all hear
— Saturday, July 13, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
EXPRESSIONISM
She plasters mudpacks on her face
Because it says in books
That they’ll remove her wrinkles fast
On questioning, I get dirty looks
— Sunday, July 14, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
POSTAGE PAID
Temptation smiled and waved at him
So I’m not surprised, I guess
That though he fled it admirably
He left a forwarding address
— Tuesday, July 16, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
ADRIFT
Ms Ball bought an island
In the sea
That everyone calls
The “Isle of Lucy”
— Wednesday, July 17, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS
They don’t say much
But I think it’s right
When I heard the claim
Great mimes think alike
— Thursday, July 18, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
CURDESY
The dairy student
Wrote a thesis
Simply titled,
“American Chesis”
— Friday, July 19, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
WEIGHT AND SEE
Gravity comes to us cheap
That’s why it’s widely used
The cost is not so very steep
Because it’s mass produced
— Saturday, July 20, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
BACK WHEN HE WAS CRAZIER
The old clown recalled fondly
Back when he created laughter
But noted it was pre-retirement
“That was before and dafter”
— Tuesday, July 23, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
TOE JAM
The accident in the grocery store
Was totally my fault
I dropped some berries upon my foot
And now I cranberry walk
— Wednesday, July 24, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
CUTTING DEEP
Give her a chisel
And she’ll go nuts
But remember the greatest carvers
Make the fewest cuts
— Thursday, July 25, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
KEEP IT IN
When he said he had a book in him
I couldn’t ignore it
So that’s why I told him
“You found the best place for it”
— Friday, July 26, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
DOUBLY FORGETFUL
I experienced a bit of conundrum today
It certainly was absurd
I couldn’t recall the word that means
The inability to remember a word
— Tuesday, July 30, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
TOGETHERNESS
When the identical twins passed away
Everybody thought
The best place to put them
Was a symmetry plot