By Kevin Ahern
IN THE PAST
Aging complaints
Oh, I've got dozens
Now even my isms
Are becoming wasms
— Saturday, March 1, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
TRUTH OF THE MATTER
Keep in mind
In any season
Flowers for no reason
Often have a reason
— Tuesday, March 4, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
JURASSIC LARK
The pterosaur
Won every fight
Because he had
Dino might
— Wednesday, March 5, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
IRONING IT OUT
My wrinkled shirts
Are no longer a mess
I think I underestimated
The power of the press
— Thursday, March 6, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
LOOT OF THE LOOM
I'm not sure how to interpret
The clothing salesperson's reply
I asked where the boxer underwear was
And he said it was in short supply
— Friday, March 7, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
ALL FIRED UP
If you tell your boss what you think
Do so carefully
Or you may find that
The truth will set you free
— Saturday, March 8, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
REINCARNATION
In a previous life
I was me
That's just how boring
I tend to be
— Tuesday, March 11, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
BRUSHING UP
They called him an artist
Beyond compare
But he denied it knowing
He'd have to draw the line somewhere
— Wednesday, March 12, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
JUST LIKE A HUMAN
I'm the AI that wrote this verse
Oh please don't cut my cord
I know it isn't very good
But I was bored
— Thursday, March 13, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
SHINE ON ME
A jeweler I know
Is very inspired
Leaving a locket
To be desired
— Friday, March 14, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
HEAD-ON COLLUSION
To be a crash test dummy
You need a good resource
A quick class for certification
Provides a crash course
— Saturday, March 15, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
NIGH TIME
I do not think
It's wrong in practice
To describe a dream
As mind over mattress
— Monday, March 17, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
GOING UNDER
The German U-boat movie
With a captain suicidal
Rather unsurprisingly
Has sub titles
— Tuesday, March 18, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
GET STARTED
The future is born from the past
What's happening now will not last
To avoid tomorrow's dismay
Work for a better today
— Wednesday, March 19, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
ONE FLY OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST
For garbage trucks
I have a proposal
A motto that reads
"Always at your disposal"
— Friday, March 21, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
BELIEVING IS SEEING
I drew an invisible picture
With a pen with invisible ink
It's full of invisible people
At least it is, I think
— Saturday, March 22, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
YAWN
There's something you won't want to read
Or even take a look
If the cover says "Major Motion Picture"
"Now Made Into a Book"
— Tuesday, March 25, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD
I feel I'm good for everything
Because it now appears
My imaginary service dogs
Fights hypochondric fears
— Wednesday, March 26, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
EASY TO BE BARD
If Shakespeare were writing
Today it would seem
He's likely produce
A Midsummer Night's Meme
— Thursday, March 27, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
THE GAP
I seem to have my zipper stuck
Excuse me now, I'm copin'
I can't believe my rotten luck
Why did it happen when open?
— Friday, March 28, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
BULLSEYE
Robin Hood and Powerpoint
Are totally the boss
For using arrows
To get their points across