By Kevin Ahern
FALLING OFF A LOG
Sleep comes naturally
To me, I suppose
Cuz I can do it
With my eyes closed
— Friday, May 2, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
THE LAST WORD
Tenacious arguments he’s endured
In noisy verbal chatter
Always seeking the last word
And also the one after
— Saturday, May 3, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
BAMBOOZLED
When pandas go on a trip
They do it with great ease
Because they only have to pack
The bear necessities
— Tuesday, May 6, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
HALF AND HALF
A half-man/half-horse
It’s worth a mention
Likes being the centaur
Of attention
— Wednesday, May 7, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
ROAST BEEF
Family arguments
Have no winner
They simply put
The din in dinner
— Thursday, May 8, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
A Ms TAKE
Getting married she wants so much
Pursuing it with impunity
And of her boyfriend’s loving touch?
Mister opportunity
— Friday, May 9, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
NAAN SENSE
There is no need
To discuss it further
An Indian bread maker
Is a naan essential worker
— Saturday, May 10, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
MATH PROBLEM
The number’s response
Was truly priceless
It couldn’t find a higher power
And had an exponential crisis
— Tuesday, May 13, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
STICK TO IT
I can’t throw away
My tube of crazy glue
It’s something that
I’ve become attached to
— Wednesday, May 14, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
BEHIND YOU
I saw the light at the end of the tunnel
But sadly, I must say
I was looking
The wrong way
— Thursday, May 15, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
THE WIZ
A wizard’s reason
To exist
Is making it to
The 10-most wanded list
— Friday, May 16, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
SOUND BURIER
This joint is noisy
Too much a screamer
I need to find
Some place serener
— Saturday, May 17, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
SMELLING SWEET
Good story tellers
Experience shows
Know how to put
The rose in prose
— Tuesday, May 20, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
TOPLESS
Clarence made
A mistake today
On leaving the wig store
He forgot toupee
— Wednesday, May 21, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
SHADY OPERATION
At Halloween, the witches
Are indeed a randy troupe
Accused by some of being
A fly by night group
— Thursday, May 22, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
ENQUIRING PEOPLE
Just one question
If I dare
Wouldn’t vanishing be easier
Into thick air?
— Friday, May 23, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
NOWHERE MAN
Running on treadmills
Illustrates
That people go nowhere
At different rates
— Saturday, May 24, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
V-Aged Engine
We need a bigger garage
I have to assume
Our old car, it seems
Is running out of vroom
— Tuesday, May 27, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
It has been true
Ever since Nero
An outstanding chef
Is a supperhero
— Wednesday, May 28, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
ARTIFICIAL INDULGENCE
I trained a MacBook Pro
On an LLM for a guy
And now he tells me the laptop
Is the Apple of his AI
— Thursday, May 29, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
CLEARED FOR LENDING
Redoing a 747 as a themed restaurant
Caused many to scoff,
But the critics were right.
It didn’t take off
— Friday, May 30, 2025
By Kevin Ahern
A PEELING
Jeez, it’s hot here
In fact, hot enough
That the garlic
Has taken its cloves off