By Kevin Ahern
INSIDE VIEW She read him like a book And quickly discovered There was nothing inside His flashy cover
— Friday, March 1, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
NEAR AND FAR Cell phone connect you to friends far away It's the best thing they do However, they also disconnect you from Those sitting next to you
— Saturday, March 2, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
TROUBLE AHEAD The honey bees Are needing savin' So I made for the queens "Missbeehaven"
— Tuesday, March 5, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
KITCHEN ED My brother, the chef Is certainly no fool He got a Broccolaureate At vegan cooking school
— Wednesday, March 6, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
THE JOKE'S ON EWWW I've said it before And I'll say it again Dad joke tellers Are groan men
— Thursday, March 7, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
LIVE FOR TODAY Tomorrow's an empty calendar box Yesterday is through Today's the square I have to find Something to put into
— Friday, March 8, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
ONE AT A TIME They asked if I was single When I went out into the world I answered that I must be Cuz I knew I wasn't pluraled
— Saturday, March 9, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
IN THE MIDDLE OF ... Something I've wondered about Since I was little How can "Nowhere" Have a middle?
— Monday, March 11, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
LOW OVERHEAD I gotta give it To those chaps Their new store, HATS Is all caps
— Tuesday, March 12, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
ON A ROLL Over at the grocery store Things are out of control The lettuce stand is buckling And heads are gonna roll
— Wednesday, March 13, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
NETWORKING Computer users With a fiber optic plan Are very much a part of Life in the fast LAN
— Thursday, March 14, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
GET AWAY WITH IT Buying two scales was a big mistake And now I feel really dumb Because I realized that I Can get a weigh with just one
— Friday, March 15, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
BAND ON THE RUN A music teacher Got strange looks When she said that she Makes students read band books
— Saturday, March 16, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
SHARP EDGES Drinkers have some problems And causes for alarm Because it seems they suffer from Bottle-y-harm
— Tuesday, March 19, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
OPEN DOOR POLICY For Boeing executives There's no need for mopin' You can visit them easily Their doors are always open
— Wednesday, March 20, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
FAKE NEWS Lying about Zeus Without cessation Is yet another case Of myth information
— Thursday, March 21, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
RAMEN NUMERALS Cross alphabet soup With a cheap noodle-y treat The product will be Ramen numerals you can eat
— Friday, March 22, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
A POSITIVE NEGATIVE Too many things to do Too many places to go It's time for me to start saying yes To saying no
— Saturday, March 23, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
TAKE OUT The Last Supper had Japanese food But how can that be so? It's written in the Bible Jesus loves miso
— Tuesday, March 26, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
MOLASSES His monster friends all tell him "Go man, go man, go man" But he never catches anyone Cuz he's the abominable slow man
— Wednesday, March 27, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
DECISIONS, DECISIONS If I get up and out of bed I'll get the cobwebs from my head Join the rat race, get ahead Nah — I'll just stay here instead
— Thursday, March 28, 2024
By Kevin Ahern
ON AVERAGE Texas travel isn't cheap Of this I am not kiddin' If you get on a Dallas train One hundred bucks is fare to Midland