By Kevin Ahern
HITCHED
That woman who lives in the shoe
A husband she’s now got
She grabbed a preacher coming through
Then went and tied the knot
— Friday, May 1, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
EAT CHEAP
Ramen noodles
You should try it
Great for every
Low salary diet
— Saturday, May 2, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
SPICY
The salt and pepper came to peace
And here’s my take upon it
No need to sign a document
Just shake on it
— Tuesday, May 5, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
STAINED
There is a confession I have to make
I cannot tell a lie
I shot a man with a paintball gun
So I could watch him dye
— Wednesday, May 6, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
iOPENER
Safari is my favorite app
For Web sites at my house
The functions in this version though
Are raising some iBrows
— Thursday, May 7, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
HUNGER GAMES
That drive-in restaurant brings folks in
To get some tasty bites
I seems to be a place where they
Can curb their appetites
— Friday, May 8, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
HOLED OVER
My cousin coming to my house
Was late in his arriving
Cuz he bought donuts on the way
And got stopped for Dunkin’ driving
— Saturday, May 9, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
BAD BREED
That storm we had was awful, yes
It poured down on my noodle
And rained like cats and dogs so hard
I stepped into a poodle
— Tuesday, May 12, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
BLEU IS BEAUTIFUL
The cheese shop owner
Has odd views
Always happy
With the bleus
— Wednesday, May 13, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
OK CHORALE
A group of singers from our town
Is known in this locale
As being very average
They're our OK Chorale
— Thursday, May 14, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
SSSH
The silent auction down the street
Attracted quite a crowd
The strangest one I've ever seen
No bidding was aloud
— Friday, May 15, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
TOOTHLESS
Whenever I eat an apple
It is my belief
I would eat much more of it
If I had my front teeth
— Saturday, May 16, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
POTENTIAL
As for acorns
Simple to see
In a nutshell
They're a tree
— Tuesday, May 19, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
SLOW MOTION
Don’t worry about me
Though I’m slow as a tortoise
Apparently I have
Early onset rigor mortis
— Wednesday, May 20, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
JIF PROMISE
The peanut said
With just a sniff
"I'll be right back"
"In a Jif"
— Friday, May 22, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
LUXURY IN A BOTTLE
When you buy perfume
For all intents
You're trading dollars
For a few scents
— Saturday, May 23, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
THE CRITIC SAYS
The play, I can say
I enjoyed for certain
Up until
They raised the curtain
— Tuesday, May 26, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
YEARNING CURVE
Passions inside
Of old hearts burn
That’s why they say
You’re never too old to yearn
— Wednesday, May 27, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
NO MATTER HOW YOU SLICE IT
Blueberry, strawberry, cherry
Cut ‘em or carve ‘em, don’t ask why
Cuz no matter how you slice it, dice it, or price it,
It’s still pie
— Thursday, May 28, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
CHINESE POLITICS
The Chairman back in China wrote
A book in red quite dull
'Twas full of Chinese politics
A very big Maothful
— Friday, May 29, 2026
By Kevin Ahern
SPRAIN STRAIN
That Oslo guy
Sure did complain
His ankle svelte up
From a sprain